Members

Owners

Mike

Mike El Capitan 

Co-Owner

Founder / Duct Tape Technician

Member since 2006


Jenny

Jenny 

Co-Owner

Team Captain’s Wife / Breastfeeder

Member since 2006


Erica

Erica 

Co-Owner

Member since 2011


Justin

Justin 

Co-Owner

Member since 2011


Active Team

Don

Don 

Team Brewmaster / Deceivingly level headed badass just before the riot.

Member since 2006


Tim

Tim T-Ray 

Team Over-Analyst / Sleeping-In Specialist

Member since 2006


Chris

Chris 

Team Lobbyist/Team Driver

Member since 2007


Jon

Jon Petey 

Team Bus Engineer / intimidates team enemies until they find out how nice he is.

Member since 2008


Lois

Lois 

Team Walking Taco Locator / female standing pee apparatus supplier

Member since 2008


Chris

Chris Texas 

Team Nudist / Butt Model

Member since 2009


Richard

Richard Frodo 

Team Sticker Applicator / Jailbird

Member since 2009


John

John 

Member since 2014


Carrie

Carrie 

Member since 2015


Holly

Holly 

Member since 2016


Janelle

Janelle 

Member since 2017


Caitlin

Caitlin 

Member since 2019


Erica's Boss

Erica's Boss The BOSS 

Member since 2019


Kim

Kim 

Member since 2019


Past Members

Adam

Adam Richard Simmons 

Member since 2006


Jace

Jace 

Founder/Former Co-Captain/Gay Rights Advocate

Member since 2006


Joe

Joe Eeyore 

Team Environmental Policy Czar / Super Genius

Member since 2006


Kyle

Kyle 

Founder

Member since 2006


Matt

Matt Matty-O 

Member since 2006


Robin

Robin 

Founder

Member since 2006


Abby

Abby 

Team Spiritual Advisor / Nude Sunbather

Member since 2007


Alan

Alan Uncle Al aka Shatner 

Member since 2007


Ardith

Ardith 

Member since 2007


Arun

Arun 

Team Inner Tube Supply Manager / Token Ethnic Team Member

Member since 2007


Beth

Beth 

Member since 2007


Brad

Brad 

Member since 2007


Clint

Clint 

Team Vodka Consumption Director/ Proud Alcoholic

Member since 2007


Erik

Erik 

Member since 2007


Jay

Jay 

Member since 2007


John

John Calves 

Team Mule / Intimidating Bald Man

Member since 2007


Kevin

Kevin 

Member since 2007


Lee

Lee 

Team Silly String Technician / Second Rate Athlete / Mommy Caller

Member since 2007


Marc

Marc 

Team Kinesiologist / Smartass

Member since 2007


Mike

Mike Wanker 

Team Animal Psycologist / International Liason

Member since 2007


Pam

Pam 

Member since 2007


Phil

Phil 

Member since 2007


Riley

Riley 

Member since 2007


Scott

Scott 

Member since 2007


Sean

Sean 

Member since 2007


Dede

Dede 

Team Driver / Love Spreader

Member since 2008


Jared

Jared 

Member since 2008


Annie

Annie 

Team Fun Finder / Best Left Tit Runner Up

Member since 2009


Amanda

Amanda gots a Smoothie! 

Member since 2010


Kathy

Kathy 

Member since 2010


Branden

Branden 

Team Firefighter / Emergency Logistics Coordinator

Member since 2012


Liz

Liz 

Member since 2012


Laura

Laura 

Actual Cyclist

Member since 2014


Edwin

Edwin 

Member since 2015


Jimmy Ray

Jimmy Ray 

Member since 2015


Chelsey

Chelsey 

Member since 2016


Lindsay

Lindsay 

Member since 2016


Lisette

Lisette 

Member since 2016


Tom

Tom Tandy 

Member since 2016


Benjamin

Benjamin Bacon 

Member since 2017


Amber

Amber 

Member since 2018


Jaimie

Jaimie 

Member since 2018


Kelly

Kelly 

Member since 2018