Founder / Duct Tape Technician
Member since 2006
Mike El Capitan
Quotes from Mike
(All gather in the bus because it is raining) Erica: Where is Petey? Mike: He melted.2016
I feel like a bag of smashed assholes, I'm sure it will blow over soon.2015
To Annie's cute friend: "You're going to bed? How about I bring the fire to your room?" Later: "I refuse to eat your fudge until you come"2015
That's what this team does. It makes you give up caring.2010
Mike James murderer of: pickles, beer, Jen's vag, shit2010
I feel like murdering shit2010
If you're not drinking, you'd better be pregnant.2008
Peeing the bed is never a situation to be proud of.