Members

Mike El Capitan

Co-Owner

Founder / Duct Tape Technician

Member since 2006

Jenny

Co-Owner

Team Captain’s Wife / Breastfeeder

Member since 2006

Erica

Co-Owner

Member since 2011

Justin

Co-Owner

Member since 2011

Chris

Team Lobbyist/Team Driver

Member since 2007

Don

Team Brewmaster / Deceivingly level headed badass just before the riot.

Member since 2006

Tim T-Ray

Team Over-Analyst / Sleeping-In Specialist

Member since 2006

Jon Petey

Team Bus Engineer / intimidates team enemies until they find out how nice he is.

Member since 2008

Lois

Team Walking Taco Locator / female standing pee apparatus supplier

Member since 2008

Chris Texas

Team Nudist / Butt Model

Member since 2009

Richard Frodo

Team Sticker Applicator / Jailbird

Member since 2009

John

Member since 2014

Janelle

Member since 2017

Kenny

Member since 2023

Marwan

Member since 2023

Nick

Member since 2023

Jessi

Member since 2024

Lindsay

Member since 2024

Anonymous

Adam Richard Simmons

Member since 2006

Jace

Founder/Former Co-Captain/Gay Rights Advocate

Member since 2006

Joe Eeyore

Team Environmental Policy Czar / Super Genius

Member since 2006

Kyle

Founder

Member since 2006

Matt Matty-O

Member since 2006

Robin

Founder

Member since 2006

Abby

Team Spiritual Advisor / Nude Sunbather

Member since 2007

Alan Uncle Al aka Shatner

Member since 2007

Ardith

Member since 2007

Arun

Team Inner Tube Supply Manager / Token Ethnic Team Member

Member since 2007

Beth

Member since 2007

Brad

Member since 2007

Clint

Team Vodka Consumption Director/ Proud Alcoholic

Member since 2007

Erik

Member since 2007

Jay

Member since 2007

John Calves

Team Mule / Intimidating Bald Man

Member since 2007

Kevin

Member since 2007

Lee

Team Silly String Technician / Second Rate Athlete / Mommy Caller

Member since 2007

Marc

Team Kinesiologist / Smartass

Member since 2007

Mike Wanker

Team Animal Psycologist / International Liason

Member since 2007

Pam

Member since 2007

Phil

Member since 2007

Riley

Member since 2007

Scott

Member since 2007

Sean

Member since 2007

Dede

Team Driver / Love Spreader

Member since 2008

Jared

Member since 2008

Annie

Team Fun Finder / Best Left Tit Runner Up

Member since 2009

Amanda gots a Smoothie!

Member since 2010

Kathy

Member since 2010

Branden

Team Firefighter / Emergency Logistics Coordinator

Member since 2012

Liz

Member since 2012

Laura

Actual Cyclist

Member since 2014

Carrie

Member since 2015

Edwin

Member since 2015

Jimmy Ray

Member since 2015

Chelsey

Member since 2016

Holly

Member since 2016

Lindsay

Member since 2016

Lisette

Member since 2016

Tom Tandy

Member since 2016

Benjamin Bacon

Member since 2017

Amber

Member since 2018

Jaimie

Member since 2018

Kelly

Member since 2018

Caitlin

Member since 2019

Erica's Boss The BOSS

Member since 2019

Kim

Member since 2019

Allison

Member since 2023

Anthony

Member since 2023

Charlie

Member since 2023

Charlie plus 1

Member since 2023

Nelson

Member since 2023