Team Driver / Love Spreader

“This little grey haired hippie lady was the greatest thing to happen to the team since the wide mouth beer can, which actually happened after her, but never mind that. She is a masseuse, and intended to do some massage business on the ride while she wasn’t driving. That turned out to be difficult while babysitting our dumb asses, so we decided to start paying her enough to just drive full time. She’s good at it too. She can park that thing anywhere you ask her, so be careful where you ask her.” - Captain Mike James

Member since 2008