Chris Texas

Chris

Team Nudist / Butt Model

“Chris and Annie are always good for a laugh and some public nudity. Although seeing Chris’ naked ass inspires nausea before laughter. I can count on Chris for a butt-crack photobomb. And Annie, well, F&%k off Annie. You’ll be disappointed, Chris, but we’re no longer accepting team members’ mothers on the team. I just can’t stand watching a teammate breast feed. Unless we’re all sharing a breast milk and Rum-Chata, compliments of Jenny. ;)” - Captain Mike James

Member since 2009


Quotes from Chris

Jenny: careful, it's attached to my finger. Go slow. Chris: you're vagina?
2015
And all the pretty girls think he's pretty fly for a John ____.
2015