RAGBRAI 2015 XLIII

That water had a penis unit? I have to drink it now. I love dick water!

Annie

2015

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes, I'm sure it will blow over soon.

Mike

2015

Baseline rage

Jenny

2015

Jenny: careful, it's attached to my finger. Go slow. Chris: you're vagina?

Chris

2015

Bar carder: you have a little powdered sugar on your chin. Jenny: thanks. We'll just call it powdered sugar.

Jenny

2015

There's a man inside of Wanker.

Annie

2015

And all the pretty girls think he's pretty fly for a John ____.

Chris

2015

Nobody wants to sit on a floppy.

Carrie

2015

To Annie's cute friend: "You're going to bed? How about I bring the fire to your room?" Later: "I refuse to eat your fudge until you come"

Mike

2015

No makin' babies in the parking lot.

Jimmy Ray

2015

This team is all dick and vaj jokes

Amanda

2015