Team Captain’s Wife / Breastfeeder
Jenny has crushed Joe’s tent after swinging at Mike with her purse, kicked British women out of her tent, and told Mike that he was going to die alone. Let’s just say, Jenny is most entertaining when she’s belligerently drunk.
Member since 2006
Lois: You might want to replace this chaulk. I barely touched it and its falling apart. Jenny: Lois, if that is what you do to bus chaulk, I'd hate to know what Petey's looks like.2016
Justin: I wasn't even an itch in my dad's pants. Jenny: You've always been an itch in your dad's pants.2016
Baseline rage2015
Bar carder: you have a little powdered sugar on your chin. Jenny: thanks. We'll just call it powdered sugar.2015
Shit get out of here, you're under new management.2014
Fucking thunder warnings!2013
I outsource my hair growing. Some kid I China does it for me. Shit! I should have picked Venezuela instead of a country where they can't grow eyebrows.2013
Abby: Are you having fun? Jenny: Yes! I love to color!2008
Dede: I'm not sure we should let the drunk girls go in [Walmart]. Jenny: ABBY! RUN!2008
If it weren't for the fact that the ground hurts, I would be barefoot for like my entire life.2007
Talk to Mike James, he is the stuffing magician2006
Hey manda, come eat this shit. Where are you?!
Apparently I am only supposed to have one penis in me at a time.
College guy? More like College GAY!
Quit muff divin' the cheese puffs
Mike James, you're going to die alone. You know that right?