Anonymous

My ass hurts and I broke the beerzooka
2010

I like the cut of your jib. Smells like a dirt pile that's been fucked by a hobo.
2008

I hope you can't lick your cock
2007

Stripper smell = a sweaty old man, some kind of lilac, baby powder, and a hint of BO

Bananas do not belong in asses.

Maybe she is squirting out all the cum she collected last night

A friend with weed is a friend indeed!

Joe is as dirty as a shower can clean

And to top it all off, there is a hole in my boxers that snags my nuts every time I stand up.

Oh Jenny, I'd have your baby too!

Jen's Vag: Smells like roses, tastes like bacon.

You get it wet enough, it comes out easily.

[Let me] feel your boobies

Pussy... It's what's for dinner

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